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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The list of stuff I’ve done (And Dare you to do)


This is actually one of the things I haven't done... So high! (Stock Photo)
Ok, so here's a list of a bunch of things I have done, *some* of them I seriously dare you to do.

Make your own list of things you want to do, and run toward them. Fine someone who can help you accomplish your own set of goals, just remember, without God in the mix, it's all useless, and you'll feel it.


1- Co-Pilot a plane, and take control for 10 Min.

2- Cook a 6 course meal for 4 people.

3- Watch a movie from a projector by yourself, eating popcorn.

4- Canoe a river in Montana with 3 other canoe's.

5- Urinate off of the back of a fire truck, on duty, as it's headed to a fire.

6- Have an elephant purposefully dump you into a river.

7- Record an album as a member of a band.

8- Get a serious foreign illness that effects your stomach.

9- Jump into an East Glacier river (Montana).

10- Get stung by a jellyfish in the Mexican side of the gulf of Mexico.

11- Driving, Slide off a hill in winter and hit a tree.

12- Cut your leg with a chainsaw, 7 stitches.

13- Love others more than yourself.

14- Choose to go to church.

15- Learn to swordfight.

16- Throw up out of a moving bus' window.

17- Learn how to use a soundboard.

18- Get Knighted.

19- Eat Malaysian food, in Malaysia.

20- Drink a can of "100 Plus"

21- Meet a real prince

22- Upgrade a computers hardware, Ram, and Hard drive.

23- Listen to an entire Justin Bieber album and clean a garage.

24- Drive around in a black Cadillac Escalade, having your hair as a fohawk, and wearing sunglasses, listening to your favorite tunes.

25- Sit down in your room at night, Drink hot tea, and write in a journal.

26- Swing off a rope connected to a condemned bridge, into a river.

27- Sleep on a beach.

28- Pray for someone over the phone and God heals them while your on the phone with them.

29- Watch napoleon dynamite entirely in Spanish.

30- Direct and produce a movie.

31- Pray for over 50 women, and get words from God for each one.

32- Be a horse for little girls, let them ride you around for 15 min.

33- Chemically burn the hair off your chest, on purpose.

34- Throw a large metal object at a window, have it bounce back to hit you between the eyebrows.

35- Travel halfway around the world.

36- Fix a laptop for free, that a professional said would cost over $2000.

37- Give away $2000 to a good cause.

38- Be a bodyguard for over 10 women.

39- Beat Super Mario Bros. 1,2, and 3 for NES.

40- Photograph Lightning, with a camera, not a video camera.

41- Be a best man in 2 weddings, but weeks before the wedding the groom picks someone else, each time.

42- Have a 4 wheeler flip over you as a mountain your riding on is on fire.

43- Have a snowmobile flip over you and hit a tree.

44- Learn to play 4 instruments.

45- Sing loudly in a mall.

46- Drive around a busy city wearing big nose and glasses.

47- Be the employee of the year.

48- Find Waldo… Working as a store employee.

49- Look at a gate your about to go through and say "What do they have in there? King Kong?"

50- Travel on a train for 48 hours.

51- Make a Toilet out of snow, and use it.

52- Pirate 1Tb. (I don't do that anymore by the way)

53- Sing in the shower and start worshiping until God's presence is as thick as the water around you.

54- Stop your car ON the highway (not off to the side), get out of the car, stretch, smile, look at the scenery, and then drive off.

55- Cannonball off a diving board.

56- Meet a billionaire.

57- Eat a full dinner in the shower.

58- Memorize over 500 bible verses.


59- Learn to make sushi.

60- Sail for a week in the Caribbean.



61- Catch a tuna and eat a piece of it raw while it's still warm.

62- Have someone love you enough to read Lord of the Rings to you.

63- Go on a safari, quoting Jurassic park every once in a while.

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